The more likely it is to kill me, the more I love it. Cars, motorcycles, bombs, and girls. Gingers and Hondas are intriguing.
I can’t believe I leave my home for 3 months and won’t have my phone or any Internet access in 6 days. This might be the greatest adventure of my life.
I’m really glad McDonalds doesn’t sell hotdogs because I wouldn’t be able to order a ‘McWeiner’ with a straight face.
